"Add an egg, ham, a pickle, three stabs, breakfast. I'm kidding."
"Hooters, cooters, tutors, computers"
Just now finding out that the whole joke about a hooker biting his tongue is TRUE. THE SHAMWOW GUY WAS REALLY IN JAIL FOR ASSAULT AND BATTERY.
“A hooker tried to bite your tongue?!?” Is my favorite line in the whole vid
I still think the best part of this is the guy nodding after “and this guy’s a hippo”. He’s just like, “Yeah I see it.”
Considering its the Silicon Valley guy, this shit is gold!
"Stop having a boring life"
I miss the old collegehumor- this is by far one of their best. This, Grammar Nazi, Sexually Confused Ninja and any POV are by far the best they’ve ever done.
I love that the reason hes in jail in the skit is actually why he went to jail 😂
"No mature content"
After Pied Piper failed, Richard didn't actually travel but went to prison.
'stop having a boring knife, stop having a boring life."
Leave it to CollegeHumor to make a skit that's still funny 12 years later.
“Hooters,cooters,tutors,computers!” “Computers?” I like how he only questions computers instead of tutor XD
I didn’t even realize this was Tom Middleditch until watching this for the 50th time
This sketch is actually so funny, it still holds up
This guy is so hilarious. He just stabbed a guy and threw pickles and eggs and ham on his corpse.
This actor very accurately gives off the same energy as Vince and that's awesome
Drugs, porn mags, stabbings, and College humor's like "no mature content"
The best part is this guy is selling shamwow face masks now. He's the living meme that refuses to die.